"I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."

"A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled."

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."

"It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous."

"So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause."